The Trolley Problem // Existential Edition

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Can we just skip the small talk.

78% avoided small talk 22% endured small talk

CLINICAL EVALUATION

"There is no trolley. You just stood in a gray room overthinking for ten slides."

LEVER CLACKS: 0 SMALL TALK AVOIDED: 100%

SOCIAL AVOIDANCE 85%

NEED TO BE NEEDED 60%

EXISTENTIAL ACCEPTANCE 72%

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